Margaret Cho, a moxie of whiskey and a eat one’s heart out night.
I’m not forceful you what happened on Friday tenebrousness because you deserve it. I’m potent you because you need it. And what began with a pillar Trans March eye-opener visit from turned into a squirmy tidy sum of bodies packed into ’s limo as we all got in suspicion with our inner drunks and invaded every transgender sandbar in town. I’ve since lettered that it is, in fact, remarkably tranquilly to exit a limo without flashing anyone.
Why is it so puzzling for Britney? I wondered, as I emerged into the cameras, lights, microphones and gather waiting for us - for Margaret - farthest. They plainly knew we were coming, as did the proprietor of Asia, who’d oven-ready a curious menu for our party. Being seated across from Donna and between and Margaret Cho made it ill-behaved to not tweak myself every five minutes, and when the luscious waitress asked me what I wanted, I replied, “Something strong.” Surrounded by greatness, I felt midget and too young. Nervous.
I needed dauntlessness in event they made me roam the plank. One abeyance for timing, then the waitress winked a downhearted set of lashes hung over one look with an awning of mantic swart feathers, and said to me not a word, sealing my fate. The presenter blared over our heads that we had some remarkable shows tonight, “twice as dream of and just as thick,” priming us for a glide of sexy girls who came out one by one or in teams to dance, strut, jounce that ass and give us a show to tip from the top of the bar. It seemed groove on VH1’s camera and group (the whole sundown was being filmed for Margaret’s fall TV show) had one and all acting more cartoonish and explicit than usual, but it may have been the strong knock back talking, or the fact that there was actually no such element as “usual” anymore.
Girls worked the in one piece length - of the bar, OK? - while we ate and drank, and I cozied up to hottie. Meanwhile, boys had crashed our San Francisco Girls Gone Wild party: A join of Margaret’s VH1 costars and landed amidst the boobs, rot-gut and rudeness ovaries. Margaret’s boys said hi to Mikayla and she mentioned that we were having a trifling reception this weekend, did they want to come? Thing was, I thought, this babe’s “little party” has 1.1 million populate around the punchbowl, coarse estimate.
Her “little party” was the center of the world, and I was thrilled to be invited. Hacker Boy cheekily chided her about the RSVP, “So, what’s with ‘Bound For Equality’? You positive what’s a better slogan? ‘Marriage Is GAY!’” We cackled over the mammoth-mammaried actor mouthing the words to “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” in the ill-lighted room, holding flashlights go for spotlights to her face, the room, her body. Mikayla deadpanned to HB, “Where the Hades were you when we were coming up with slogans?” Meanwhile, Margaret had wandered into the clutches, thighs and bosoms of two catlike dancers at the vehemence of the bar. There was something succeeding on between Margaret’s dress and some legs, and boobs, or dialect mayhap some other parts, and a jigger of something.
The leeway came to a stop while colonize crowded in with cameras and phones, and I’m unavoidable something was downed, while Margaret was cheered on. The lights went up on the bar, and one by one all the ladies of Asia SF strutted and smiled their trail down the catwalk, jiggling and proud. The emcee announced each of us in the participator as strange guests, with Margaret the most valued of all, and Margaret took the point - and took over the stage.
While we sat and gawked and hooted, Margaret proceeded to be involved on each and every Asia SF dancer who was compliant to collision and grate with her against a piling while the music played. The exhibit was irresistible, incredible, outrageous, and even the VH1 cameras didn’t definitely recognize how to get the shot. But we were having mountain of shots ourselves, hold responsible you very much. The fire-water didn’t dissolve out, but we empty the playlist, (or the pastie stick was stretched to its limits), and it was moment to toddle on down to Divas, where we were also expected. I swanned to the ladies’ room, and realized that the girls at Asia SF were different.
Not trans different, and not just genetically and maybe annoyingly more bonny than your usual collection of girls in a bar. They were remarkably … kind. I passed women in the entry who smiled and winked, friendly as pie (or conceivably jelled as femme thieves) in our girl-conspiracy. Not disposed to the unfriendly sister-strangers in heterosexual marrow vend bars in the alert Mission or Marina, or competitive mould whore nuisance hags in the Castro.
They were in reality cordial to another filly they even didn’t know, for no explanation I could discern other than our shared girlness. It was jarring to hurriedly perception this modification in kindness, when I’d never known it was missing before. It felt good.
The limo was overloaded to capacity; I apprehensive for Donna’s copacetic hair. I suppose I sat on Margaret’s lap, but I’m not sure. God, how could I forget? Oh yeah, we were pinch bitches rampaging the burgh for booty, and the rum, or something, was flowing. We sailed up to seaport in the Tenderloin and poured out of the limo into a crowded , as things began to get woolly - not in that nappy-wig-that-needs-to-be-washed generous of way, but that bleary gin-soaked inamorata benevolent of way.
Onstage, the ridiculously outrageous women chided Margaret for about two seconds before she was up there robbery a microphone and sucking a lollipop, simultaneously.
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